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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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collegehumor:

Finish Like Father Like Son: A Retrospective

These dads have taught their kids well. Too well.

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Conversation I overheard at work
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

rastaqueen3000ad:

ultrafacts:

10 Life hacks to save you money.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

couldn’t have come at a better time 

kenzithethief:

Kenzi & Bo in every episode:
→ 1x03 - Oh Kappa, My Kappa

dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

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paramedic-activity:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”