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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

Me: Kaneki did nothing wrong.
Grandchild: Grandma, it's been 64 years, let it go.
Me: NO YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT LET ME TELL YOU A THING
ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

collegehumor:

The man just wants to have sex before he dies and he’s willing to wear a cardigan and cut back on his weed smoking to make it happen.

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amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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